Well shucks, Nick. Where IS your sense of humor?
You're even an Aquarius. Totally able to deal with this.
Why the lawsuit? It makes you look bad...or even worse, silly. Like perhaps this voodoo doll makes you nervous.
Voodoo is balderdash, n'est pas?
Remember your opponent last year? That female know-it-all Segolene Royal? The one who had the nerve to challenge every word out of your mouth, until, thank god, you won the election, and she (sort of) went away--
Until now. You've just given her an edge. That isn't presidential, Nick. Giving an old rival an edge. But you did.
It seems she has a voodoo doll in her likeness too, made by the same company.
But she didn't get in a lather over it. She didn't bother to sue. In fact, apparently she was "astonished to learn" that you have "time to waste on dolls."
Ouch, don't you agree?
Of course, I myself am totally intrigued. I think Sarkozy voodoo dolls would be very fun to give for gifts at Christmas.
A lot of the everyday people of Les Etat Unis may not really know much about you, cher Nick.
So, you see, I will give them this cute little doll, and along with it, a quick history lesson which will reference you big time.
They will definitely be intrigued by someone who rates a voodoo doll. It's just the charming kind of detail that draws out the best entrepreneurial instincts in the American people.
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