This is a large piece of watermelon. It has just been given a new lease on life due to an unexpected burst of notoriety.
It's just had its five minutes of fame. And here is the breaking news--
If you eat massive amounts of watermelon, your sex life will improve. Your sex life will more than improve. IT WILL SOAR!!!
That was the news break.
So, have you run out and bought more watermelon, even though there is still that bowl of watermelon chunks sitting in the refrigerator from the week-end?
Well, don't. Viagra works better, the breaking news went on to say, which is the fastest debunking in journalism since...well, I don't know, frankly.
But so, such poor sports. They couldn't let the world run for the watermelon for even one day.
As for women, it didn't specifically mention that watermelon would do anything at all for our sex lives. Therefore, may I remind one of that old stand by, New Orleans and raw oysters. So much more fun. And most interersting to see if your man...er...rises to the occasion...by paying for the trip...which as all women know, goes so very far in making everything okay.
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