I read that tragedy has struck. Really struck this time, not like all those other fluff times. This time it is real.
In Hollywood, in prime time tv land, the latest statistics are in.
MORE PEOPLE OVER FORTY-FIVE are watching tv now than the old age group of eighteen to thirty year olds.
This spells the end of time. Because, you see, there is no one in Hollywood, and I mean no one, who is over the age of thirty-nine working in television.
Who is going to write shows for this unfathomable age group. Where'd they come from anyway? How come they are suddenly hanging around the house watching prime time tv, instead of out doing something fun, like they used to.
This is all very depressing for the television people, I'm sure.
But, look on the positive side--
This could be an excellent opportunity for personal growth--
And an excellent opportunity in general for all those over fifty who used to write for television, and think they have the stamina to come back and do it all over again.
I'll be watching--
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